Are they metal?
Got me, but you clicked on it.
Rosie the Doberman ❤ Damocles the Raven
These two were brought to the Metal Reality Rescue Farm as puppy and egg. No one thought they would get along, but now Rosie has discovered she loves carrion, and Damocles scares the living shit out of anyone who messes with your kids!
Shark ❤ Scorpion
These two cuddly-wuddlies are bonding over the entire Slayer
catalogue. They think you are poser.
Chocolate the Rattlesnake ❤ Azrael the Elephant
As in any good mosh pit, I can’t tell if they’re playing or just not very good at killing each other.
This Rhinoceros ❤ Some Worms
You don’t get to judge.
Rover the Falcon ❤ Mr. Mittens the Tyrannosaurus
Please direct questions to the stoner doom department.
Bat ❤ Rat
Didn’t find out they were different species until they started school.
Mountain Lion ❤ Vulture
Saw the kitten and the owl. Only in it for the money.
Mountain Lion ❤ Vulture ❤ Fred Durst
I don’t know how that got in here. That picture is obviously fake.
Lemmy ❤ A very accomodating Penguin
I didn’t think that brooding eggs between your feet during the harsh Antarctic winter improved respiration, but hell, what do I know?
Tom G. Warrior ❤ Wulin the Panda
One of them is a dangerous force of nature that only eats plants. The other one is a bear.
Falcon by Mike Baird.
Worms by Mark D. Martin.
Rattlesnake by Tigerhawkvok
Penguin by Samuel Blanc.
Scorpion by Rosa Pineda.
Panda by Chen Wu.
Tyrannosaurus by J.M. Luijt.
Tom G. Warrior by David Tyler.
Vulture by Mike Baird
Lemmy by Rama.
Rat by Jean-Jacques Boujot.
Shark by Travelbag Ltd.
Elephant by Schuyler Sheperd.
All images credited here used under Creative Commons License.