Do the other blogs have reviews for all three days of the northwest’s, newest, face-meltingest extreme metal festival that they all posted much sooner than a month after the event? Yes, they do. Do the other blogs have a totally excellent photo collage where stolen album art from all of Saturday’s bands infests the Capitol Theater? Come on, what do you think?
Reality is cheap, but photoshopping Eddy onto the roof of the Tacoma dome does take time and effort. Continue reading Metal Reality is now on Patreon
If you’re from New York State like me, then you understand exactly why the cover of Excelsior features a flying submarine with a castle sticking out of it. Continue reading Mad Hatter’s Den – “Excelsior”
Our amp, who art in Tacoma, hallowed be thy fuzz. Continue reading Infinite Flux – “Infinite Flux”
Why say with a review what you can say with a flowchart? Continue reading Serpent – “Nekromant”
This shit is epic. Continue reading Machines vs Trees, Round 2